I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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