Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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