the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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