talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Your cock deserves a montage
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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