did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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