You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
