Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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