I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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