I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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