HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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