Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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