I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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