You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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