i just wanna soil my oats bro
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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