He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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