I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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