Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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