I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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