When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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