how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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