I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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