Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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