she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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