Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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