Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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