he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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