Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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