He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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