I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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