so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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