I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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