6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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