Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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