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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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