I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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