We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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