Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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