I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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