Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
third nipple confirmed
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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