in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It was confusing and full of hummus
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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