She went from zero to smokin in five shots
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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