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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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