Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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