The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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