i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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