No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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