You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
