I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
