Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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