So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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